You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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