I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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