let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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