They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
