if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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