Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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