chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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