she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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