i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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