I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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