last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Hippo gnu deer
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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