The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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