Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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