3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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