I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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