I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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