PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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