i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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