I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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