hotel room ftw
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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