he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's blow job season.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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