I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
worst night to have a conscience
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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