If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You did what with his pubic hair?
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