just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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