She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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