he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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