"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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