i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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