Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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