You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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