They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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