Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I see more hoeing in ur future
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