She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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