Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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