This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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