She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So vagazzling was a success
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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