i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
