my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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