so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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