Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Couch. On fire.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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