the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
