i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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