I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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