She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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