Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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