what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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