I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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