Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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