when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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