okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Damn victory sex feels great
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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